Psst... Free Chicken...

Hey, you're planning on checking out the Cellar Dweller show at Geneva tomorrow, right?

Oh yea! I read about that in the paper.

Yeah, that was a great write-up.

It was! Nice pictures, too... What's the segway scooter skit about?

You'll see... Anyways, I wanted to tell you about getting free chicken.

Free?

Yeah! Chick-fil-A, at the Beaver Valley Mall, gave the Cellar Dwellers coupons to give to anyone who comes to the show. So you come to the show, you get a coupon for 3 totally free chicken strips at the mall.

Three chicken strips! Holy moly, that could feed a small family!

Correct, sir! And if you think about it, that's like $3 off admission.

Can I see the show now?

Um... you have to wait until Friday night.

But I want to see the show and then get chicken!

You have to wait!

Fine.

Prez Dispenser

Hey did you hear about the new Cellar Dwellers sketch comedy show?

No...

Well now! Let me just tell you that this is the first sketch show these guys have done in over a year!

A year? Sheesh, what have they been doing?

Hey, they've been busy with an On Demand television series! And they've been performing improv shows all over Western PA.

Alright, I get it... what about this show?

Right. The show's call Prez Dispenser. It's freakin' funny.



Well the poster is funny... are there people dressed like PEZ dispensers in the show?

Um, no. But the show does feature a series of great sketches about two candidates running for president. There's also skits about a freelance haz-mat worker, David Mamet-esque segway scooter salesmen, and beer cannovators.

Cannovators? What the heck is that?

You'll have to come to the show to find out! The show is almost two hours of original sketch comedy and theater improv scenes!

The show has improv too? That's cool!

You bet it is! And you've got four chances to see it!

Four! Maybe I'll go to all of them!

You can check out the show this Friday (Oct 17) at Geneva College's Bagpiper Theater, next Friday (Oct 24) at the Blue Violet Cafe in Rochester, next Sunday (Oct 26) at the Blue Violet...

A Sunday night show! That's awesome, but I hope it doesn't interfere with the Steelers.

Don't worry, all three Beaver County shows start at 8pm! So the Steelers will be done by the time the show starts.

Nice. Wait--I thought you said there were four shows?

Yes, the fourth show is a special post-election performance in Pittsburgh! It's on Saturday, November 8th at ModernFormations. That show starts at 9pm!

Wow, there's so many chances for me to catch this show. It'd be a real shame if I didn't see it!

Darn skippy.

Thanks! I'll see ya at one of the shows.

Awesome! And if you need more info, check out our website: theCellarDwellers.com

Oh, and what's this show rated?

PG-13.

Like always!