Tuesday, April 29, 2008

My Guess as to the Ingredients of Utz Pub Mix


  • Chunks of Pretzels

  • Melba Toast

  • Sour Dough Bread dusted with Garlic Powder

  • Old Cheez-its

  • Old Cheez-its dusted with Naga Jolokia Pepper Power

  • Shards of Owl Bones

  • Captain's Wafter Crackers

  • Cashews

  • Dry Leaves

  • Torsos of Dead Praying Mantises

  • Triscuits