MacGyverology

A Degree in MacGyverology:

Description: A bachelor's degree in MacGyverology will enable you to be proficient in ways of problem solving and mission accomplishing. You will be able to maintain a vagueness about your personal life, while still developing connects and contacts throughout the country. Each graduating student will be required to have frosted hair and to dress no nicer than one would for a funeral for an unknown relative.

Courses
• LA150 Home Economics
• SC125 Intro to Physics: Cause and Effect
• SC300 Advanced Physics
• SC100 Basic Chemical Reactions
• SC450 Advanced Chemistry
• PH100 Logic
• RE230 Advanced Morality
• PE200 Physical Education: Hockey
• JLA400 Study Abroad: South America

Portfolio Requirements:
• Each student must also be a contributing member of the Boy Scouts, and reach Eagle status before graduation. Merit badges should include: fire starting, impromptu tent-building, helping inner city youth in the woods, and determining if campers are ex-cons.
• Each student must also be a starting member of the school's collegiate hockey team, and express leadership abilities both on and off the ice.
• Witty recollections of activities shared with a grandparent, or humorous observations about everyday life may be included in your final reflection paper.
• Each student is required to complete a final thesis project involving fire ants. He or she will also be required to take a final test, which may involve getting out of a predicament.

After Graduation:
• Each student will, with the help of the Career Development Center, contact various government organizations. These organizations may or may not include the Phoenix Foundation, the Pentagon, the CIA, or think tanks to be named in a later season.
• Each student will be asked to develop a mysterious and catchy last name that he or she will go by at all times. The student will all but forget their first name, until it is revealed at a much later date by accident.

This new program will empower each student by teaching them critical problem solving skills to help various clubs, think tanks, and organizations achieve national and global success. Each student will leave this university with a newfound knowledge in chemistry, physics, and putting shit together to stop villainous goons.