Alert

My current Holiday Season Annoyance Level is at pink.

Holiday annoyance chart.
pink = happy
teal = somewhat happy
mauve = tolerable
eggshell = somewhat annoyed
lilac = annoyed
sienna = beginning to hate tinsel
goldenrod = thinking about stealing Santa's hat
azure = Grinch/Scrooge
coffee = If I hear Jingle Bells one more Goddamned time....
Red = Christmas is officially canceled

To repeat, my current Holiday Season Annoyance Level stands at pink.

shalom
James