Leatherface makes a mean dessert

I will contribute to this boundless Frowniemania by telling you that the new kids' menu at Kings doubles as a frownie mask. It has elastic and eyeholes. Its about 10"x6". It is very cute until you put it on and you look like leatherface.

In related news, Max and Erma's has introduced Pie-ous, the self-righteous pastry.