150 Reasons to Hate Manute Bol

Hey, Joe here,
With part 2 of my 15 blog instalment of 150 Reasons to Hate Manute Bol, as inspired by a conversation about a college essay little mike could have writen but did not.

11) Manute Bol can not color within the lines

12) He is too tall to play in a moon bounce.

13) Manute Bol has every episode of the doogie howser show on tape

14) independent research companies obtained skewed data after surveying Manute Bol

15) Manute Bol could not beet vin disel, chuck noris, or steven segul in a fight

16) Manute Bol is the reason starbucks lines are so long

17) 4 out of 5 dentists agree that Manute Bol should be hated

18) You know that anoying sound you here when there is total silence, that is Manute Bol weeping

19) He sleeps with a stuffed kaola named fredricko koalaski

20) He has an astigmatism