150 Reasons to Hate Manute Bol

Hey, Joe here,
With the first of my 15 blog instalment of 150 Reasons to Hate Manute Bol, as inspired by a conversation about a college essay little mike could have writen but did not.

1) What the hell kind of name is Manute Bol anyways

2) He is 7 foot 7 inches tall

3) He will block your shot, no matter what

4) manute averages 2.3 pounds per inch

5) he is almost 3 mugsy boggs

6) he actually mail ordered an ant farm

7) he refused to say ho ho ho green giant during a press conference

8) the fabric it takes to make him one nike jumpsuit could shelter a boy scout on a campboree

9) He once wrote a short story entitled life begins at 7 foot 7.

10) it takes him longer to fall down then a man of average height



joe eoj