Silent Hill is not a good movie

hey, joe here,

Recently I visited the drive in with a sexy lady. We saw Silent Hill, and the Hills are alive. what a marketing tool that would have been had Hills department store still been around and catering to crazy zombie-esk people. Any ways, Silent Hill sucked. it seemed like two people had two decent ideas for two different movies, then they got together and combined the ideas, then, hired someone totally different to write the ending, someone who didnt know the plot of either movie.

It started out in mid action pretty much, so mid action that my lady freind asked if we missed the begining, now, this may have worked for edipus but it didnt work for silent hill, my reply to my lady friend was, "either we missed it or the writers did" It was the writers. and if the begining forshadows the end, good job, cause they missed that too.

now, i dont want to ruin the movie for anyone, oh wait, someone already did, but the only redeeming quality of Silent Hill , is that it was playing at the drive in.

as far as the Hills have Eyes go's , aside from a pretty intense, and unnecesarrily disturbing rape scene where a deformed monster molests a young girl, the movie was good, it followed the rules of a slasher flick as far as thrill and intensity go's. Try to guess who lives if you see this movie , you may be surprised, although, lack of fingers makes it seem justice is served.

I would like to see the Hills have Eyes 2, and find out how the remaining charactors coupe with what has happened. If they make it home alive.


well thats all for my movie reviews. and in keeping with the popular list blogs,

silent hill has now reached number 3 on the MOVIES I WANT MY 2 HOURS BACK list. the only 2 ahead of it are.

speed 2 and Not without my duaghter.

citizen cane would be on that list if it wasnt for the fact that i wouldnt have wasted more then 2 hours.

later.

joe eoj