What I Don't Want For Christmas

The new Rolling Stones CD
Michael Dukakis election pin
A patron brick at my local library
Licked envelopes
The Tony Little "Gazelle"
Double Dragon the Movie Action Figures
Savings of 15% or more on my car insurance
Another group project in a college class
Thyme
A toaster that burns the words "Your last piece..." on the side of the bread
Twenty dollars worth of pennies mixed together with glitter and placed in a large box
"Under Siege"
An Air America sweatshirt, hat, or jacket
Paper-bag hand puppet of Madeleine Albright
"Under Siege 2"
A cold Arby's 5 for 5
Baltic Avenue
The bird flu