Disturbia, 10 reasons why it sucked.

1. It took forever to get going, normally after page 17 to 25 of a script, movies are supposed to be interesting, conflict is introduced and so on, well Disturbia takes about 3 so on's to really move forward. ya the kid has issues i get it.

2. The kids issues, although obvious are never really presented as a viable part of the film.

3. Who go's fly fishing?!

4. The mother character is never a real character in the movie, she seems like merely a device to further the plot.

5. what is up with that chicks nose, aside from that, nice ass.

6. I love Rear Window. ya Hitchcock

7. How come that kid can take apart and rewire a web-cam but he cant splice a standard t.v. chord back together.

8. What hot girl, nose aside, go's to the neighbor, who's under house arrest, when she is locked out of her house.

9. who's been hit in the head with an aluminum baseball bat and lived, show of hands?

10. i kept waiting for the killer to turn out to be a decepticon.



so ya Disturbia, not good.



joe eoj

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