Friday, February 17, 2006

Phrases Harrison Ford Could Say Before Punching Someone

Get off my boat!
I'm going to neuter this dog!
Pimento on Rye... hold the mustard!
I'm the president of my junior class!
I ate your father!
Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints!
Get off my plane of existence!
Try a free sample!
Virginia is for lovers!
Three's a crowd!
Your participle is dangling!
Get off my foot!

6 Comments:

At 10:52 AM, Blogger Ben said...

Those are great, Mike!

Do you want fries with that?
Don't copy my son's homework!
I'll get a cab.
God help you if you bring me sausage!

 
At 6:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

eventually harrison ford is gonna punch someone in the face before he punches someone in the face.

 
At 3:33 PM, Blogger James said...

Get off my daughter
I want my happy meal
You didn't try my casserole
I am not going to pay a lot for this muffler
I belong in a museum

 
At 11:59 PM, Blogger Mike said...

Fantastic!

Wax on, wax off my plane!
Don't play chess with a wookie!
I want a larger earring!
I'm magically delicious!

 
At 1:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's delta burkes birthday

stop drop and roll

does this make me look fat

i read the devinci code and liked it

does this look like it's infected

try looking past the picture to see the unicorn

 
At 10:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm extremelly hungry. do any of you feel like inviting me over for burgers later?

The name's Linn. Don't wear it out. I like my burgers well done.

 

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