Christmas Gifts I’d like to give based solely on the sound of the word, but which might be inappropriate.

Paralysis
Superciliousness
Eurhythmia
Pudding
Testicles
Pi
Clichés
Cystic Fibrosis
Moisturizer
Genocide
Aardvarks
Pancreas
Seborrhea
Psoriasis
Felatio
Chlamydia
Deuteronomy
Soup
Calamity
Platypuses
Blisters
Cortisone
Judaism