every body hates

hey, joe here,

with another unimportant unpuncuated poorly structured blog

based on some questions i have recieved lately from some of our fans, or just people who like to screw with me at the mall, i wanted to follow up and answer now what i said i did not have time to go into at the time , victoria secrets is no place to chat with a cellar dweller groupy, well...unless she's planning on modeling her new digs for you later, anyways

the question was asked, "joe, what don't you like"

i must at this time explain the situation that lead up to the question,

fan: Cellar dweller!!!!!

joe: shit! (pretends not to hear)

fan: hey, i love you guys

joe: hey (confussed look of recognition)

fan: you guys are so funny!

joe: thanks, so are you

fan: i love the thing you did with the stuff that was on the stage

joe: i love things too

fan: what are you doing here?

joe: buying moistureizor

fan: for who?

joe: um.....(uncomfortable) my.....um...friend

fan: oh,

joe: what are you doing here?

fan: semi annual sale!

joe: yeah i know isnt it great!! (shit) um i mean really , any good deals

fan: a ton, what do you think of this ( holds up underware that i could have made with half a shoelace and some cleanex)

joe: i like it, how old are you

fan: 16

joe: ( under my breath) perfect

fan: what?

joe: nothing

fan: and i'm getting this ( holds up equally disrespectable underware)

joe: nice, i like it

fan: hahah, your a guy what dont you like

joe: alot of things

fan: well i'm gonna go try this on

joe: lets go!!

fan: by myself

joe: oh,....oooooohhhhh. well hey dont forget to catch us at thursdays this saturday.

fan: ok byyyeeeee

joe: later gator ( did i just say later gator!!!! (damn i'm turning into little mike))


so with that explained i'd now like to list the top ten things i hate in reverse order,

number 10 bad popsicle stick jokes

9 bad popsicle stick jokes that have no punch line under the sweet sweet popsicle

8 milk

7 last call

6 the number 5

4 the kid from good burger that some how lucked his way onto S.N.L.

3 the w.b network

2 doctors

and the number one thing joe hates, ......(drum roll).........empty theaters.

well now that you know a little about what i hate, please feel free to tell me what you hate,

i can be reached at joe_is_sexy@thecellardwellers.com

later.

joe eoj