Mike the Small... Mike the Tall... Zell Miller

I know we aim to keep this blog non-partisan... but it's worth mentioning, in a non-bias manner, a sweet side project that me and Mike the Tall have going for us. A few months ago I had a Bush party in Beaver County, and it was quite the hit. But at that party Mike and I did a vaudeville routine as John Kerry and John Edwards (respectively). Well it went over like boobs at a Rolling Stones concert, and the chairman of the Beaver County GOP asked us to do it at their huge Bush rally in October.

Well October has rolled around, and now Mike and I are preparing to do a comedy routine in front of 1400 people at the Beaver Falls Middle School this Saturday. Originally the rally was to be Wednesday at Geneva, but they moved it because of scheduling issues. Now things are set in a damp concrete and everything is going forward. The rally will be the biggest Bush rally in the county, and it's quite an accomplishment when you think about the enormously large and frilly blue collar this county has.

The speakers at the event include Tim Murphy, Melissa Hart, Arlen Specter, Tom Corbett, Charlie Camp, Pat Geho and none other than ZELL MILLER. That's right, we got the shoot-from-the-hip democrat who spoke fire and brimstone at the RNC last August. How exciting is that?! I can only cross my fingers that he'll challenge me to some sort of duel, just like he did to Chris Matthews. Zell has been traveling the country with the Bush campaign, putting his career on the line to make his heartfelt message clear: democrats ain't the way they used to be.

So if you are in the area and can manage to get a ticket (which are free) then come check us out Saturday, October 9th at 5:00PM at the BF Middle School Auditorium.