American Splenda Preview

So this Friday is our only Beaver County performance of our hilarious new sketch comedy show "American Splenda." The show is sort of following a pattern accidentally created last year through summer. We were just coming off of a big run of "Kiwani Step Outside" when we did "Godzillas and Generals." G&G was done only twice, both times at CCBC. This year we did a huge run of "Desperate Housewares" followed by the small Splenda run. The difference between G&G and Splenda is that the first performance of our current show was in Franklin. And so our second, and last, performance of this show will be Friday, August 12th at CCBC (Community College of Beaver County)'s Allied Health Auditorium at 8:00PM.

I really think the show is hilarious. All of our shows have something for everyone, we are usually certain of that. We have the slapstick and the romantic comedy, we have the satire and witty humor, and we have that "Holy crap, if you don't laugh at this you hate life" kind of sketches. This is one of those shows. But I must say that it differs a tad from "Desperate Housewares." I think, at least, that its decidedly more action packed, more physical. From a performer's perspective, I do a heck of a lot more running around in this show than I did in Housewares. Then again, that's mainly because I was in college and had mono during the making of that show, so I sat out alot of things.

But I digress. This is a hysterical, and 100% original show that should not be missed. I know that not every one of our beloved Beaver County followers will be able to make it to this show, but I hope you try. For our college-bound friends, it will be nice to check out a show so you have something to tell all of the folks at your school about when you return (or enroll) in the next few weeks.

So just to wet your appetites for the show a little bit, I'm going to do what I've done in the past... here is the set list for the show, as seen in the programs. You can sit back and try and figure out what you're going to see this Friday.

“American Splenda”
written and directed by the Cellar Dwellers

Prelude
Exit Poll
Raiders of the Lost Knuck
Shor- Ski-
Nothing To Do List
Surprise
Early Retirement
Really Good Friday
Splenda and Spice
The Laff Crusade
Saw It
It’s Not Easy Being Green
Worst Thing Ever
And the Winner Is
You Only Live Once... no really.