It's been a long time since I.....

hey, joe here,

over the past couple of decades i've been fairly busy, with jobs, shows, and what nots. mostly what nots. And i realized it's been a long time since i blogged, so i'm blogging. It's also been along time since i've done many other things so to kill two birds with one larger bird, here is a list of stuff i have not had or done in a long time ( in alphabetical disorder)( hey that sounds like a good show title))

it's been a long time since I....

went swiming. i used to swim in my girlfreinds pool or at the beach and since i havent been with either of the two, i havent swam since june 11th 2004, the last day i was at the obx.

saw a movie in a theater without other cellar dwellers being there, the last movie i saw in a theater was star wars episode something or other. which was about a month ago, but before that the last movie i saw in the theater sans cellar dwellers was star wars episode something or other the first time you know the one with the kid and the pod race. i think that was 2001. i have been to the drive in more recently in 2004 to see finding nemo, with a navy chick.(wink)........alright i'm lying there was nothing to wink about that nite.

went on an official date. sure i've hung out or met for drinks, but the last date date, i was on where i actually asked a girl "you wanna go on a date" was summer 2004 (it went very well , wink) ......... yeah, i'm lying again i take my wink back.

rock and rolled, actually i've never officially rock and rolled, but hey some day.

was naked in a public place, i know i'm as suprised as you are, but the last time i was naked in public was last summer around july something at a pool in alliquipa, i'll spare the details, just know when the cops come and your naked at a pool, never hide in the woods. never. i'm itchy just thinking about it

watched an nhl playoff game,

climbed a tree for purposess other then retrieving something, the last time i climbed a tree simply to climb a tree was arbor day 2003 i rember cause i saw a commercial with the guy from green acres (not mr. haney but mr. douglass) and i had no trees to plant so i figured i'd climb one.

used spell check, may 2002 for my last college paper.

saw my mom, we were suposed to hang out on thanksgiving 2004, but something came up and she blew me off ( it's cool if she would have called i would have been washing my hair. the last time i saw her was. around xmas 2003. ( we do talk on the phone now and again)

road in a taxi. the first and last taxi ride i was ever on was early fall 2002. i did my usually thursday nite exercising of runing to the 19th hole (dive bar) and drinking a pitcher of beer and instead of running back home like normal it was raining so a freind shared a cab with me, however the cabby took the 1st of the 4 of us home in darlington much farther away from my house then i was originally at the bar/. i was the second to last one off, and when the cab reached my house it was 3:30am feeling ripped of and pissed i tossed a what looked like more then just a dollar to the only remaining passenger and ran off sticking him with the majority of the fair.

and finally for now, it's been along time since I...

let donnie iris sit on my lap. it's been about 2 years since the king of cool rested his like a rock ass on my lap. i wont explain the situation it's funnier like this. ps. i have a picture to prove it.


well later on dweller boys and girls

joe eoj