name that movie.

wow, joe here,

so ya, just when i thought hollywood couldnt get less creative, they prove me wrong once again. As if remakes of movies werent enough, as if remakes of tv shows werent enough, as if remakes of movies about tv shows werent enough, now the marketing geniuses in the world of film and screen are not only lazily distributing crap but even the name of the crap movies lack the creative punch i'm used to seeing on the silver screen. lets see, how'd this conversation go.

1: i have a great idea for a movie

2: really that doesnt sound like something we'd go in for.

1: no listen, it's about snakes, .....get this,.... on a plane.

2: wow, snakes on a plane, that sounds like pure genius , whats it about

1: well , it's about snakes.....on a plane.

2: well i give it the green light, you have our full support just tell me what you need

1:well ,, i'll need snakes......and a plane.

2: you got it

1: great, all we need now is a catchy title that will make people want to see it.

2: hmmmm

1: i got it, how about....the serpant above

2: nah, people might think its about religious coruption.

1: what about boa 737

2: no boeing might sue us.

1: hmmm

2: wait, i got it, how about snakes,..... on a plane.

1: i like it.



so in keeping with this brilliantly creative title i've decided to rename a few movies so when hollywood remakes them they wont have to think to hard. original title on the left , new improved title on the right

titanic -----------------------boat that sank

citizen cane------------------ guy with sled

wizzard of oz----------------- girl with concussion

speed -------------------------movie with bus

great expectations ------------lower your expectations

speed 2 ----------------------movie with boat instead of bus

thelma and louise ------------lesbians in car

bio dome ---------------------waste of time

jaws -------------------------shark in the water

contact ----------------------girl with electra complex

jackass the movie -----------(eh, i guess that one works. )

debbie does dallas -----------the trials and tribulations of debra wallace.

pretty woman ---------------man with a whore

leauge of their own ----------girls playing baseball.

castaway-------------------- tom hanks with a volley ball



anyways i think you get the idea if any one thinks of some more post em.


joe, going to bed.


joe eoj