10,000 Lakes!

So the other day I was driving around like a crazy person when I saw a license plate for Minnesota. Aside from my saying to myself "Minnesota rocks!", I took a good close look at what it said on their plate: Land of 10,000 Lakes. Apparently there are 10,000 lakes in that wild and wonderful state, and while I've yet to met a man who can name them all, I took the time to figure out what a bunch of other states of 10,000 of.

While not every state has 10,000 good, or politically correct, things... most have 10,000 of something.

Alaska - 10,000 caribou mating under government protection
Arizona - 10,000 militiamen!
Arkansas - 10,000 Clinton mistresses
California - 10,000 car chases!
Florida - 10,000 legit votes for Buchanan
Idaho - 10, 000 Mr. & Mrs. Potatoheads in the phonebook
Iowa - 10,000 straw polls daily!
Louisiana - 10,000 buses that we don't use, even for emergencies!
Maine - 10,000 Lobstas!
Massachusetts - 10,000 Republicans!
Minnesota - That's right, suckers... 10,000 lakes.
Montana - 10,000 residents... total!
Nevada - 10,000 drunken mistakes/hr.
New Hampshire - 10,000 State Slogans!
New Jersey - 10,000 people wishing they lived in New York
New Mexico - 10,000 really funny stereotypes jokes!
New York - 10,000 hobos/park!
North Dakota - 10,000 people know we're a state!
Ohio - 10,000 fires in one river!
Pennsylvania - 10,000 amish!
Rhode Island _ 10,000 inches long!
South Dakota - 10,000 people think we're the same as North Dakota!
Texas - 10,000 everything!
Utah - 10,000 wives!
Vermont - 10,000 Phish concerts!
Virginia - 10,000 lovers!
Washington - 10,000 Starbucks!
West Virginia - 10,000 pots hanging on 5,000 porches!
Wyoming - 10,000 people think we don't exist!